Sunday, 19 July 2015

Sunday Specials: Pocket Money for Wives





Some time last week, I read a post on social media and I thought it made a lot of sense, so I decided to share. Enjoy!

I have often wondered why is it that most men forget to give gifts to their wives? Why is it that we overlook the need to give our wives pocket money? Say, "Baby, take this and buy yourself something" or "this is your pocket money for this month." This pocket money is not the same thing as soup money or money to buy things at home. I mean money strictly for her and her alone. Understand?
Now, I am not saying all our wives are in need. I am not relegating women to the background, what Yoruba people call Alabodo (feed them for sex). I know that in this age and time, most women work and some of them earn well enough to take care of their basic needs and their children; if not even earn better than their husbands and in good position to shoulder the loads of the family. But God forbid that men will wait on their wives!
But my take here is: is anything wrong in saying, "Baby, take this as your pocket money for this month"? I guess there is nothing wrong in that even if she earns better than you the husband. I guess its an act that God will be glad we men still play, not minding how much you give or if your wife needs it or not.
Now ask the woman next to you: if your husband gives you pocket money monthly, not minding if it's N5k or N10k, or N100k, will you take it or not? Will you appreciate it or not?
You know women naaaaw, na bring bring bring, be their philosophy. They will take it. I guess if we men cultivate that act, it will go a long way to make our wives believe their husbands love them. And watch what such women will do in response.
Let me tell you a story. One day, a client paid me a big sum and I just felt like tripping baby. I put her in the Toyota Camry car I was using then and off I drove to Shoprite on VI. I did not even tell her we were going to Shoprite. When we got there, she exploded 
"Do you have money? What are we doing here?" 
I said, "Just follow me and pick anything you want." 
Right inside Shoprite, I picked cart and wheeled it behind her. "Pick anything you want baby."
See women o! Na so she dey pick, pick, pick. The cart was full. Then she picked her own cart too, and in minutes, her cart was full too. I picked the bill, almost N86,000. As we were going out of the mall, something struck her ...
"Fellow." (she calls me Fellow B, after the order of Supremost Comradium of the World headquarter. Daysis Oblanjahorr) 
"You did not buy yourself anything!" she wondered
"Ah, I have no cash left. Let us go home ..."
"No, I have some money. Let's go back and pick what you want."
So we went back. My wife picked a bill of N42k for me alone. 
Now, you know I never knew my wife had money on her? But she brought it out and spent on me because I had impressed her. My man, impress your wife, she will spin surprises on you.
Now look at this again: when I scrutinised all we bought with my N86k, hardly was there anything strictly for her. Almost everything we bought were things we used at home and for the children. But when it was her turn to buy for me, I bought things for MYSELF! Shaving cream, boxers, stockings, slippers, DVDs, condoms, singlets, my kind of wine, (understand?) etc. Things me alone use!
It taught me a great lesson: most women are good. Most women are not greedy. All they want is show them you love them, you will catch them mugu for life!
Men, give your wives pocket money today. Cultivate the habit. Don’t say sebi she is working. 
And women, don’t say how much are you giving me gan sef. Kneel down and say thank you. LOL.


Olamide ~ The Heiress



Wednesday, 15 July 2015

The Wedding Budget: How To Cut Cost On Wedding Vendors


You’ve probably discovered that adding the word “wedding” or “bridal” to a product or service instantly jacks the price up, and it’s super easy to go over budget.

When this happens, you have a choice: You can raise your limit, you can eliminate something you originally wanted, or you can bring in an alternative solution. Here are alternatives to keep the price of the wedding or reception under control:

DECORATION


Flowers are expensive. Cut back on flowers. You can limit floral arrangements on the tables and the bouquets for the bride and bridesmaids. If you feel that you must decorate the church, keep all the focus at the front.

CENTREPIECES- To rent a piece starts from N1500; you can do without them and have a cup arrangement or opt for floating candles instead. 



THE BRIDAL PARTY



Limit the number of people in your bridal party to the amount you have to spend on gifts.



THE WEDDING DRESS



Bridal gowns are expensive. You don’t have to opt for the most exclusive designer dress on the rack. This is something that will hopefully only be worn once, so consider choosing something with less embellishment, or if you have exquisite sewing skills, consider purchasing a plain gown and doing it yourself. Another option is to go to a rental store and pick up a dress for a fraction of the original cost.



CATERING

Photo: Adun Spices

Instead of a hiring a Professional caterer, you can get cooks (called 'olopo' in Yoruba) to cook the food. For a guest list of 1000, and depending on what your menu list is, you will need about 5 cooks and the price range starts from N2000 per day per cook. Then rent all the necessary items like the eating plates, chaffing dishes, cutlery, servers for the food etc to set up at the wedding reception.




ENTERTAINMENT

Photo: DJ Skills

A live band can be quite expensive and you will also have to feed your vendors, so the number also applies. Consider hiring a DJ. If you can’t afford a professional DJ, another option is to record your favorite songs and use the sound system at the reception venue. (That is if your venue will allow for you to use their sound systems)




VENUE
Book your reception venue far enough in advance to make sure you get the places and dates you want. You will also get a very good discount if you book for your venue early.

Another option is to have your reception in the fellowship hall or multipurpose room of your church or other wedding venue.

Pay all deposits and complete bills by the due dates so you don’t lose the venues.





OUTDOOR WEDDINGS


Outdoor weddings can be more expensive, you will have to put into consideration restrooms for your guests, vendors tend to charge more because of their generating machines for electricity. And you will probably have to rent all the chairs and tables which comes at no extra cost at other venues.



WEDDING GUESTS


I always advise my brides to adopt a strictly by invitation approach, especially those on a budget. This way, you can eliminate unwanted guests. You can also hire one or 2 security men (aka bouncers); they know how to handle unwanted guests at events.

But in a situation where more people show up than expected, try to make room for the extra people. Most reception venues are capable of handling an extra 50 people, which is why I advise my brides to go for a hall that can accommodate slightly more  than the number of guests they are expecting. It is also advisable to prepare for more food, for atleast 50 people.This is a celebration, you really don't want to create more drama than necessary.


CHILDREN

Some brides and grooms opt to not invite children to their weddings. However, others want them there to celebrate their happy day. If you have children present, keep in mind that they are less predictable with their behavior so be prepared for anything. Most small children will get bored at a wedding reception anyway.

If children are not invited, let the parents know that the little ones can become unruly. This would let them know your expectations without coming across too harsh.




You will be just as married afterward as you would be if you had an elaborate reception.


Olamide ~ The Heiress


Wedding Tip Of The Week


Start a scrapbook

Yes, it may sound a bit schooly, but it's a great way to create a visuaI idea of your wedding. Don't worry if nothing matches to begin with, eventually a pattern will emerge and you will be grateful.



Olamide~ The Heiress

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Wedding Tip Of The Week



Picture List

Take time to think of the pictures you want. The spontaneous pictures will take care of themselves but make a list of the pictures you want and speak with your photographer about capturing those moments. You will be too busy and too happy on the day to remember to get a picture with your great aunt. 

Olamide~ The Heiress